Do it like a dog!

I was riding with a friend yesterday while we got into this conversation. He had just washed his bike and was making it sound like he needed to be applauded or something! Anyway, here it goes!

He: You know, it is quite a task washing my bike.

Me: Duh, it is quite a task washing my bike too!

He: Huh, you can just piss on your bike and clean it!

Me: Whatever!

He: Speaking of pissing on the bike, I remember something!

Me: What?!

He: Once when drunk, I got into an argument with a friend about our bikes. He said that his bike was better than mine, and I said that my bike was better. One thing led to another, and then I eventually went and pissed on his bike! Looking at this, he pissed on my bike!

Me: What the crap is wrong with you?!

He: Don’t tell anybody!

Me: Yeah, right!

He: And you know, we actually pissed on the rear wheels, like dogs do!

Me: You know what my next blog is about?!

Crossroads

I am just sitting here wondering whether I should go ahead now, and get hurt later; or chicken out of this right now, and make things simpler.

This is probably one of the easier decisions that I have had to take, of late. After all, the fear of loosing it is so huge, that there is no way I am going ahead. Or rather, I am simply not strong enough to go ahead.

This is where I get off.

Okay, now that I have got that crap out of my head, let me find out what’s cooking for lunch! Bon Appétit!

Where do we go from here?

It has been quite a while since I wanted to do this. Just check out this snap. It is picture that I clicked while I was in Venice.

Notice anything strange? No? Are you like blind or something?! Check out the arrows that give you directions to head to Rialto and San Marco!

And you thought only India was infested with idiots!

Lost for words

Have I told you that I have resolved to give up swearing from this year?! No, this is not a joke, I am serious! Well, I know it is hard for anyone to believe me on this one! To be honest, I laughed at myself when I resolved to do this! Actually, this is the sixth straight year that I have it in my ‘resolutions’ list!

Anyway, just for your information, I have done an excellent job in sticking to my resolution – so far, that is! Of course, I had a little trouble in the first week, when I uttered a few of them. You see, I have been swearing for so long now, that I do it subconsciously! I do not really have to give it any thought at all! And this makes it ever so difficult to give it up!

And now coming to the aftermath of this, all my conversations have become extremely short these days. I have absolutely nothing to say! At most times, I only nod my head in acceptance or rejection!

I recall a few years back, when I had told a friend that I had given up swearing, she laughed at me said that I must have lost half my vocabulary! The truth is - I have lost more than half of it!

Divine Intervention!

In my last post, I asked myself a question if I need to stop blogging. And guess who intervenes?!

God Himself!

We guys went to Mysore the other day, and while returning back home, we decided to visit Srirangapatna. And it was there I came across this amazing piece of art!

I mean, look at it! It looks like the tiger’s version of the last supper! Everyone there look like tigers!

Thank You, God, for your answer!

PS: God, in case I am offending you, I really am very, very sorry! I hope You will still help me with all the stuff!

Untitled!

I am bored! I am like TOTALLY bored! It is a Saturday, and I have nothing to do. The morons that I usually hang out with during the weekends are not here. They have all gone on a short vacation to Pondicherry and I could not join them due to some unfortunate incident.

Anyway, apart from thinking about this new girl that I have a crush on, I spent the rest of the day doing absolutely nothing! At the end of it, I was so bored that I actually started reading my own blog! Now, how pathetic is that?!

After completing it, I clicked on all the links to my friends’ blogs. And that is when I discovered something. Not one of them has been blogging of late. In fact, one guy has even deleted his blog, but I still have the link to his page on my blog!

Ah, so is this a sign for me from God? Is it time for me to stop?!

Crap! I guess I should have spent all this time thinking about my crush instead!