An Airhead and Bat Crap!

The company that I work with has got pretty high standards, when it comes to recruiting its employees. So, it amazes me when I come across a few colleagues who are so dim, that even a black-hole would seem brighter in comparison!

I was attending a training program a few months back in Mysore. The bunch of colleagues who accompanied me was so boring, that I spent my spare time playing with a pup outside our guesthouse! I wished I could ignore them throughout the training duration, but then it obviously would have been a little too rude. So I joined them for a conversation during the coffee break on the second day. I should have known better.

The topic being discussed was bats – those flying fellows! Trust me, the discussion was total crap, but I just stood there among them, trying to make sense of whatever the crap that was happening there. Anyway, I somehow tolerated the absolute nonsense; until:

Airhead: Bats have only a single opening.

Me: What?

Airhead: They eat and shit through a single opening!

The sad part is; he was not joking! I, very politely, excused myself!

PS: Since these bat guys do hang upside-down, would they not be crapping all over themselves when they take a crap?!

Enlightenment!

To be honest, I have been feeling a little out of place since beginning of last month, for reasons I would rather not discuss here. I have been pissed off with absolutely everybody for no actual fault of theirs.

I have been trying hard to get myself back to track, but somehow have not been able to. But today is another day. I have not really found any answers to my problems, but I figured out that there is no point in being pissed at something that is beyond my sphere of influence. All thanks to this blog-post by Sid!

Thanks dude!

And to all the guys I have been pissed with, I really am very sorry!

Chivalry!

This afternoon, our coffee time discussion in office somehow spilled over to ‘chivalry’. I now realise it was a stupid thing for us to be discussing because, firstly, there was not a single girl in our gang, and secondly, coffee time is restricted to fifteen minutes these days, so we ought to be discussing better things!

Personally, I am not so much of a supporter of chivalry, although I do it sub-consciously, if you may please! I mean, if there is such a huge furore about guys and girls being equal, then why do girls expect us guys to be courteous towards them? I know a lot of girls (even the die-hard feminist types!) expect, or rather, demand the guys to be chivalrous! It is kind of amusing, right?! Now do not get me wrong, I have nothing against chivalry, or the guys who are chivalrous. In fact, I myself have held doors open to girls, and do help them while crossing roads, or clearing a path while walking through a crowded place.

Anyway, I think there are a few women out there who push their luck a little too far, with their expectation of guys to be courteous! I want to reiterate that I mentioned few, and not all! And I am not generalising anything either. Let me share two incidents, which affirms my above belief.

Scene I:

A friend and I were waiting in a queue at 10:15, to buy tickets for a movie that had begun at 10:00. And there were, perhaps, two guys ahead of us, and we guys were cursing them for being there! At this time, a lady with a kid walked up to us and smiled.

She: I have to buy tickets to this movie that has already started at 10:00. So would it be a problem if I get ahead of you guys?

My friend was about to let her pass us, but I had to intervene.

Me: And what do you think we are standing here for?!

She: Oh, are you guys waiting for the same movie?

Me: Yeah.

She seemed a little displeased, but then she had no option but to get behind us. My friend could not believe that I could be so blatantly rude, and pretended like he was not with me! He felt what I did was not right. Yeah, whatever!

Scene II:

I was waiting for buying lunch at the office pantry. The queue was particularly long that day. There were a few girls standing quite close to the start of the queue and one was standing right in front of me. Another girl came by, and started speaking with this girl in front of me. After a little yakety-yak she quietly slipped into the queue, without even bothering to ask me if she could!

Of course, I could not keep shut this time either.

Me: Hey, you know if you want to break into the queue, maybe you should go further up ahead and join those girls in the front. It is pointless breaking a queue and standing so far behind!

I was surprised she picked up my sarcasm! Oh, I think I now know why she stopped speaking to me!

So ladies, know where to draw the line! And yes, you are welcome!