Summer Vacation

I was speaking with a friend earlier in the evening, and I realised that I used to blog once upon a time! And now that I am here again, I am not really sure on what I want to write.

Well, I have been riding my bike a lot lately, so it is only apt that I write something about riding. Now this is something that happened a real long time ago. I still can not understand how I remember such mundane nonsense!

Anyway, I was once riding pillion with this friend. Now all of a sudden, it came to his realisation that hauling my ass on his bike, kind of, reduces the mileage he would get! And he wished to share that thought with me.

He: You know what?

Me: What?

He: I am going to get the rear seat removed off my bike.

Me: And why exactly would you want to do that?

He: So that I do not have to carry your sorry-ass all over! And then I would get a better mileage!

Me: Oh please! Look at you – For all you know, you probably shit more than how much I weigh! And you are bothered about me denting your mileage?!

Hair Care!

Yesterday while we guys were out, someone asked me how come I have not written anything about this friend of mine – who used to irritate me a lot! Okay, she still does irritate me, but not as much! Actually speaking – she does, but I guess I have just gotten used to her doing that now!

Anyway, it was only a day before I was talking about an incident involving this very friend to another friend, and I suppose this is going to be the first of many posts on my new subject. So here goes!

I am not too sure, but egg, supposedly, is a very good conditioner for your hair. Or is it just the egg white? Who cares?! In any case, it really is not very important now. One fine day, this girl had just washed her hair with egg (or white, or whatever), and was bragging about how soft her hair had become. I mean she went around the house asking each one present there to feel her hair and tell her how soft it had become!

After a while, another friend, kind of got a little annoyed with her and he told her this:

He: Why don’t you put your head in the frying pan and make me an omelette?!

The look on her face was absolutely priceless!

PS: That is because it was the very first time I saw her with her mouth shut!