Drunkard!

There is this guy I know, who drinks a lot. I mean, really a lot! And then he comes up with very innovative ways to irritate me! For instance, he suddenly realises he’s a rock fan! Last night, he was in a pub when he called me up.

He: Dude! Do you know which song is this?!

Me: Yeah, it's ‘Sultans of Swing’ by ‘Dire Straits’

He: How the hell do you know it?!

Me: Because I’m Einstein! Now why did you call?

He: To make you listen to the song!

Me: Uh?! Hang up, dude! I’m busy!

He: You have to come here sometime, dude! Okay, bye!

Well, how thoughtful of him! He calls up so that I can listen to the song they’re playing at the pub! With him, and the other drunkards, screaming on top of their voice!

I just get back to doing whatever I was doing. And he calls again!

Me: Dude?

He: Do you know which song is this?

Me: It's ‘Show Me How To Live’ by ‘Audioslave’ (by the way, it's an awesome song!)

He: Yeah dude! But how do you know it?

Me: Dude, haven’t I told you already?

He: They’re even playing the video! It's like, awesome, dude!

Me: Yeah? Good! I can give you the video when you come to my place next!

He: No, dude! You need to watch it here!

Me: Okay dude, I’ll come with you next time. Now hang up!

Now obviously he was beginning to irritate me a bit. I decided not to answer his calls for the night. He did call a couple of times, and when he realised that I wasn’t going to answer, he sent a text message, which read:

“Dude, do you know which song is this?! Ha ha ha!”

I, was speechless!