Have you guys ever received any emails from some philanthropic organisation saying that you have won, like crap-loads of cash, just because the organisation happened to pick out your email address – randomly from crap-loads of other email addresses; but you guys would have to send them some postage fees or whatever bull-crap so that they could transfer all the booty to you?
I am sure you have.
The other day, we guys happened to discuss about this stuff. The topic came up because one of the guys mentioned about an awareness advertisement aired by the government that he watched on the television. I was surprised to learn that the government did this, but it kind of strengthened my belief that more than 60% of all Indians are absolute morons! Um, I am digressing!
Anyway, talking about this reminded me about this stuff that happened a long time ago. A friend had received one such email, and it looked quite authentic to her. And the cash prize she was winning was not ridiculously high for her to disbelieve the email. So she forwarded that email to me, and here is the conversation that followed.
She: Check it out, what do you think?
Me: Wow! It looks real!
She: It is a lot of money!
Me: Yeah I know!
She: I do not know what I would do with all this money!
Me: You could get anything you want!
She: Yeah!
Me: Man, you can pick up all the clothes you want, all the jewellery, shoes, a car! Wow!
She: Yeah, I know!
Me: Hey, can I ask you something?!
She: Yeah.
Me: In case you are really winning all that money – Will you marry me?!
She: Silence!
Me: Is that a ‘yes’?!
She: Click!
Damn, she hung up just as I was planning my retirement through the conversation!
I am sure you have.
The other day, we guys happened to discuss about this stuff. The topic came up because one of the guys mentioned about an awareness advertisement aired by the government that he watched on the television. I was surprised to learn that the government did this, but it kind of strengthened my belief that more than 60% of all Indians are absolute morons! Um, I am digressing!
Anyway, talking about this reminded me about this stuff that happened a long time ago. A friend had received one such email, and it looked quite authentic to her. And the cash prize she was winning was not ridiculously high for her to disbelieve the email. So she forwarded that email to me, and here is the conversation that followed.
She: Check it out, what do you think?
Me: Wow! It looks real!
She: It is a lot of money!
Me: Yeah I know!
She: I do not know what I would do with all this money!
Me: You could get anything you want!
She: Yeah!
Me: Man, you can pick up all the clothes you want, all the jewellery, shoes, a car! Wow!
She: Yeah, I know!
Me: Hey, can I ask you something?!
She: Yeah.
Me: In case you are really winning all that money – Will you marry me?!
She: Silence!
Me: Is that a ‘yes’?!
She: Click!
Damn, she hung up just as I was planning my retirement through the conversation!
2 comments:
To the girl: If you can plan to buy all that clothes from the imaginary money, you could also say yes to our dude...C'mon you have to give them this...he deserve this...specially after being in a good company for all the moronic conversation.
Um, now would it really be such a good thing for me?!
:)
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